Boy have times changed! When I was in the service (20! years ago) the bastages wouldn't even do surgery to straighten my nose which had been broken at least a half dozen times, with the most recent being courtesy of a Naval police billy club. All I got was some grumpy quack shoving a red hot cauterizing drill bit up my nose.

This does make me wonder - what free service are they offering our service members so that our military police can learn how to sexually humiliate prisoners?