I cant even verify this is an actual DL list but who cares right?

David Letterman's Top Ten List of Bush complaints about F911.

Top 10 George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11"

10. That actor who played the president was totally unconvincing.

 
9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election.

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported.

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger.

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true.

4. Not sure - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my
windpipe.

3. Where the hell was Spiderman?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth.

AND THE #1 COMPLAINT..........

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball!"