Well you know...there were a lot...and I mean a lot of reasons for my condition that evening...I didn't think anyone really noticed. Life really is a comedy. I can't really relate what was going on here in such a public forum...but perhaps at our gathering I can fill in the details. Anyway...what took place before David got there was fairly off the wall. I was trying to calm myself after several...well...radically wrong encounters during dinner and then in the downstairs bar. Lot's of strange details and a mysterious woman. That's all I can say.

Dale I think is spending all his time at that donut shop with the topless waitresses that Maine is so famous for. So you may have to allow him to bring a few of them along. I'll try to behave when we get to your place...but if Dale brings the donut shop girls I think all bets are off...