I knew Warren, and liked him. He never said
yes to me, though. Of course there was that one
time in a motel hot tub in Amarillo, but he was
on the wagon and it just kind of fizzled out. Both
of us being atheist commie types we just
started talking about how we needed to kill
everybody who wasnt just like us. So we killed
a couple of thousand Baptists in Waco. Warren
had picked up this huge 50 caliber sniper rifle
somewhere, but man that thing had a kick. I got
sick of getting my shoulder bruised and went
down and had some coffee and picked up a
bunch of comic books and some variacs and an
old ten-speed from a pawn shop in town.
Warren stayed up on that hill, just blasting away.
He was just a tireless killer, old Warren. Missed
you, though, obviously. Too bad. He would
have loved to catch sight. Hated wingnuts, he
did, but like he said one day, "shit if it wasnt for
wingnuts I'd have to find somebody else to kill.
Wingnuts are the best, cause you don't have to
feel too guilty." I remember he was pretty
broken up when he killed a couple of guys
and later it turned out they knew how to read,
and could get through writing a paragraph
without misspelling anything. Yeah, he was
a great guy. Loved killing wingnuts, though. Me,
I prefer just pulling their legs. Pull a wingnut's
leg, and it's just like pulling a string on a doll's
back... "The Nazis were Socialists" "We're the
silent majority" "It's all Clinton's fault" " These
colors don't run". I get a real kick out of that.
Thanks for the opportunity.
B
Baerwald
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I knew Warren, and liked him. He never said
yes to me, though. Of course there was that one
time in a motel hot tub in Amarillo, but he was
on the wagon and it just kind of fizzled out. Both
of us being atheist commie types we just
started talking about how we needed to kill
everybody who wasnt just like us. So we killed
a couple of thousand Baptists in Waco. Warren
had picked up this huge 50 caliber sniper rifle
somewhere, but man that thing had a kick. I got
sick of getting my shoulder bruised and went
down and had some coffee and picked up a
bunch of comic books and some variacs and an
old ten-speed from a pawn shop in town.
Warren stayed up on that hill, just blasting away.
He was just a tireless killer, old Warren. Missed
you, though, obviously. Too bad. He would
have loved to catch sight. Hated wingnuts, he
did, but like he said one day, "shit if it wasnt for
wingnuts I'd have to find somebody else to kill.
Wingnuts are the best, cause you don't have to
feel too guilty." I remember he was pretty
broken up when he killed a couple of guys
and later it turned out they knew how to read,
and could get through writing a paragraph
without misspelling anything. Yeah, he was
a great guy. Loved killing wingnuts, though. Me,
I prefer just pulling their legs. Pull a wingnut's
leg, and it's just like pulling a string on a doll's
back... "The Nazis were Socialists" "We're the
silent majority" "It's all Clinton's fault" " These
colors don't run". I get a real kick out of that.
Thanks for the opportunity.
posted 2004.04.30
posted on April 30th 2004
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How to get more of DB's music onto iTunes – KentDB741 on April 28th, 2004-
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Re: How to get more of DB's music onto iTunes – Dan on April 28th, 2004
Completely uncalled for, GA! (Bad doggie!) – KentDB741 on April 28th, 2004
Re: How to get more of DB's music onto iTunes – Andrea on April 28th, 2004-
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Thanks, G! – Baerwald on April 29th, 2004-
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Re: Thanks, G! – Rogertick on April 29th, 2004
Re: Thanks, G! – Baerwald on April 30th, 2004-
PS – Baerwald on April 30th, 2004-
And where is the Orchestra Date at?? – PatBrown on April 30th, 2004
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