Just who in the world do you think you are to come in here and post this sort of propaganda? Apparently they're not checking badges this morning at the gate. Have a seat over there and I'll have one of our staff meet you in a moment. Paging Dan to the lobby...Dan to the lobby please.
What seems to be the matter, Sheryl? Um...we've got another sympathiser...came in here and dumped a bunch of right wing twisted truths...I mean, they are lies...aren't they? Please tell me that he's lying 'cause, you know, um, Kerry snowboards...doesn't he? I know I've never seen any other 60 year olds snowboard...and he was doin' it while wearing flip flops...how cool is that. (or appropriate)
Sir, you have to understand...this propaganda you're trying to spread is very dangerous. We lost the last election and there's nothing that's going to stop us this time. You're either with us or against us...am I making myself clear? (gosh, where have I heard that before?) Haven't you been listening to Dick Clarke? Don't you see that if we would've only listened to him the events of 9/11 would never have happened? Get a grip man. We were developing a nice raport with our terrorist friends until your man came and started pulling this cowboy stuff and now they really don't like us.
And in case you didn't notice, there were no WMD; so there? Nothing else matters. I mean, don't you watch the evening news, man?
Listen, I'll tell you what...you're welcome to come around and poke your head in from time to time and say hello but please don't ever think about muddying the waters around here with these pro right wing ramblings 'cause we just don't understand it and we don't want to understand it 'cause it's so much easier not standing for those difficult positioins and I have to tell ya...life is too short and besides that...life is way too nice to begin thinking about anyone else.
In case you hadn't noticed, unemployment in this country has reached 5.6%. A level not seen since 1996 when President Clinton was in office...a level refered to then as 'low' by our media but of course now that your guy has dicked up the economy we all know what that number really means...er, well you know what I mean.
Pat will show you the way out...have a good day sir.
