Would it make me any less of a man if I was drinking Creme de Menthe from a glass?

It would be hard for anything to make you less of a man than you already are I'd say...but yeah drinking water helps in this respect...it lowers you in our eyes to drink that shit man get a grip of yourself

mick does tend to get a wee bit grumpy when he gets blood in his alcohol stream...

say, here's a funny one:

Q: what do you call people who go see bands with drummers in them?

A: non-talented halfling lushes!

put that in your shirepipe and puff it!

:)