no your

goddam videos

won't goddam play

on my goddam video recorder no matter how fast i wind it. hmmm your teases haven't quite annoyed me as much as you were thinking...as I'm still in a high from standing two feet away from Joe jackson at the original reunion gig at the fleece and firkin in bristol and being so close that i could almost feel the spray of saliva from when he sings...which was almost as good as grabbing phil lynott by the hair at a thin lizzy gig way way back...and I'm also not living in a country where everyone's about to be injected with vile microchips through a proxy smallpox epidemic...what consolation will watching db on video give you then ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha