I think I can safely speak the truth here in that you will never see Mr david Baerwald live.

You will never ever ever ever ever ever ever even get remotely close to seeing david baerwald live...you might as well try taking a flying fuck at a rolling donut (I believe this is an american expression!!) whew I'm getting a bit hot under the 'ol collar (how was my american there folks?)....

he may visit europe but not germany ( I hear) ha ha ha ha