Just thought I'd say hello. Reality is a funny thing here on the Baerwald board and I think you may find it more enjoyable to be surreal than real here. Actually, you may be asked to submit to a DNA test to prove you really are the Sindre and not some cheap imposter. Before we go any further though and actually get to the DNA deal we have a few questions for you.
Please note:
There are no right or wrong answers to these questions but they help to make us more comfortable when we proceed to explain to you why everything you ever thought was wrong or at least a major misunderstanding on your part. The answers will allow us to better understand what we need to invent to confuse you further. Thanks for participating and welcome aboard.
1. What was your favorite Beatles album?
(We realize most people ask who your favorite Beatle is or was but we're tired of that question.)
2. Art and Beauty have nothing to do with one another. True or False
(Remember there is no right or wrong. You can provide a brief explanation after you answer T or F)
3. I'm most comfortable when I'm alone. True or False
4. When you visualize God is your vision male or female or just a bright light?
5. If I ask you to picture a playing card what's the first card that comes to mind?
6. If you travel to an unfamiliar place do you worry about getting lost?
7. Complete this statement: Truth is...
8. Complete this statement: A hat is to a roller skate as a horse is to a...
9. If you could wear a suit of any color, what color would it be?
10. Fill in the blanks: I'm only ____ when I ____.
Thank you for answering and just to make you feel at home some of our regulars may provide some of their answers as well. I know it all looks confusing but trust me...when you're done answering the questions you'll be blessed with an amazing sense of well being and so will we.
One last note, I just think you picked the wrong topic to introduce yourself with. I know you were trying to help but as you may have noticed paranoia has gripped the board. Well, happy to have you here and we look forward to your responses.
Reg
