took me a while but ive come up with some real beauties...

computer tech:

i just lo-o-ove your operating system

nice hard drive baby

can i try this software with your hardware?

got a floppy i can borrow?

check out the size of that monitor!!

can i borrow your mousepad?

ooooh mama, what a keyboard!!

just hit the enter key to submit

i'd log on to your system, even at the risk of picking up a virus

oooh, an intellimouse!!





feel free to appropriate any of the above for your own use mr baerwald... youve earned it