Icon Good one Dan...
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KeithFromNC (view)

Your message made me think of a perfect time I could have used that line. Back during the "Shadow Days" my 1st wife to be,(lets call her Colette) & I rode my bike to a party her girlfriend,(lets call her Christina) was throwing a party at her boyfriends house. I didn't know anyone there but I went anyway. We were there for a while when Colette said, " I've got to go with Christina, she's started". So I was stuck there by myself, very pissed. When Christina's boyfriend started playing "Dixieland Jazz" on the drums I had to split. I hopped on my bike & rode down to this bar on "Tate Street". I pulled around the side of the building & started to walk in. As I started up the steps I heard a voice say, "You better pull your bike around here, they'll turn it over back there". I looked back & there was this girl talking to this big guy with one leg. I thanked her & pulled up front. As I passed her again she said, "Why don't you give me a ride on your "Putt". I said, "Let me go in here & throw back a few & I will". When I came out I said, "Lets go". The guy with one leg just nodded, she hopped on back & away we went. While we were cruising out of town she kept yelling in my ear how she loved riding. She said there was this guy back at the bar that she made a bet with. The bet was that if he rode a wheelie all the way up he street in front of the bar he could #*%$ her. Well obiously you know what I was thinking. We rode out to this lake I knew in the country & stopped there. We sat down by the lake & she coutinued talking. Well as things became more & more hot & heavy she whispers in my ear. "Yeah I love bikes...my husband has one just like yours...he rides with "The Storm Troopers". (To anyone who's not familar with "The Storm Troopers". They were a chapter of "The Hells Angels".) I sat up & looked at her not saying a sound. She said, "You ready to go"?
Ok gang...ready 123 "YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BITCH"!!!
We jumped back on the bike, rode back to the bar & I dropped her off like I was passing a baton in a relay race. Well thats my story, hoped you liked it. Keith
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