Icon OK, two other things about my post about The Third Man
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How did we get so upside down that now in The Third Man, Harry Lime would be the hero? He would be the one that 75 million people worship and would see as the good guy? 

Second, I meant to add in my stupid modern rewrite version that when Harry draws in the frost on the glass, rather than drawing Anna in a heart, he draws an erect penis and balls instead. I know that's stupid and crude but that's the point, it is what the Christian Right prefers, a squirting penis and balls. 

75 million would love that and they would want an ending where Harry wins and Holly joins him, and they dance off into the sunset grabbing Anna's pussy. 

It's not that I am a sore loser, I just don't like losing to a crude stupid clown...and Donald Trump is the crudest and stupidest clown a country...planet...has ever lost to. That's a really hard pill to swallow. 

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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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