I would have told David to run for the hills. Nobody is your match with toenail clippers! However, pistols at dawn is a different story, even though he must calculate for wind speed and direction (and you breaking wind) and the fact that he must aim so low because you're just three feet tall.
Well, if you had said toenail clippers at dawn...
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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I would have told David to run for the hills. Nobody is your match with toenail clippers! However, pistols at dawn is a different story, even though he must calculate for wind speed and direction (and you breaking wind) and the fact that he must aim so low because you're just three feet tall.
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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