I've never been to Scotland though, so never had a chance. Now, I've gone to plenty of other orgies in many different countries. German orgies, French orgies, English orgies, Irish orgies, orgies in the Black Forest, Italian orgies, but never a Scottish orgy, I've just never been invited. I'm concerned about never getting an invitation because the Scots do write great orgy songs. Of course, maybe they write about them better than they actually do them. German orgies are very orderly. French orgies go on forever. English orgies are far too polite, which does not seem like something an orgy should be. Irish orgies have so much sarcasm involved it is hard to know if it is going well when you are in the midst of it. Orgies in the Black Forest have this wonderful medieval feel which add to the fun. Italian orgies are...well...I have to admit they give a great orgy, not sure they invented them, but they know how to have one.