What a playground of potential comedy gold. Sure, Germany once had Nazis goosestepping around in their Hugo Boss outfits, Hitler with his ridiculous lip hair feeding millions of people into gas chambers, that's some funny shit, but really, can you beat FOX News and the Trump family for just wiping out anything related to reality and millions of people buying the utter nonsense they spew? Sean Hannity straight-faced saying into a camera that nobody has even mentioned what crime the Donald committed, and the wacko Jonathan Turley nodding along. 

Donny standing in the hallway in the courthouse whining that Mother Teresa would not be able to beat charges involving the time she nailed a porn star and then spent ten months having sex with a playmate while her husband stayed home and took care of their newborn. You know that time she was running for pope and did not want her fans to know about her dalliances so she paid off the porn star and the playmate through her sleazy lawyer and lying bookkeeper, and then tried to hide the payoff so nothing would interfere with her being voted a saint. 

You know she only is a saint because all the NDAs she signed people too held up, right? She apparently had better lawyers on her team than Trump has. Of course, Alina Habba just wants to look pretty and be on TV she does not care about being smart. 

Let's all sing while we wait for the verdict...