Things are just so wacky with these MAGA nut jobs. 25 of them flew into New York yesterday to assist Trump with violating his gag order. At least in this group there were porny people like a Republican former stripper, a woman that supposedly got into Republican politics servicing Republican politicians (including Ted Cruz...ewww!) as a prostitute, and a guy that got in trouble for having sex with underage girls. Solid group to visit you at your porn trial. 

I think we need a secret password that we say to each other to let each other know we are alright. So, you know if we are talking here, or on the phone, we can just say the password and that lets the other person know everything is okay. 

My suggestion is this, if you get a call on the phone and the person on the other end of the line says "Afghanistan." the response to let them know you are alright and everything is OK is "Banana stand."

And if you just type out on the board here "Afghanistan, banana stand." then you are telling us you are alright. 

I've been worried about David, so David if you are reading along just give us an "Afghanistan, banana stand." so we know you are OK. Or I am going to call you and say "Afghanistan." and wait for the proper response...if I get a "Banana stand." I will just hang up knowing you are alright.