...and told them to get their asses to New York because the media had noticed several times that nobody, not even MAGA fans protesting or his family (except for Eric), was showing up at his porn trial. So, the worst of the worst, including Mike Johnson, began flying into New York to stand outside and say how unfair everything is for Dirty Don. And poor cold Dirty Don felt all alone and so lonely. 

He needed some cheering up from his crew of sycophants from DC so everybody jump on a plane, fly up to New York and stand around telling the media how terrible everybody in the courtroom is...except Diaper Don, who caused the whole mess by banging a porn star and a playmate right after his wife had his baby. 

Yeah, Don can sleep, fart, and shit his pants through the trial, scream that Democrats made him sleep with the porn star and playmate, made him falsify his business records while paying them off, so it would not impact his campaign...sure, they did all that...not Dirty Don. He was busy playing golf and telling everybody how great he is. 

His fans believe that and now they are wearing diapers in support of him, on the outside of their pants, and there are new Trump "Real Men Wear Diapers!" t-shirts and hats. Trump is probably going to start selling his own brand of gold colored adult diapers, Donny Vonshitzinpants Supreme Men's Swaddlers, from the golf course to the courthouse, to a night on the town with the Speaker of the House, you can shit yourself anywhere and feel secure. 

Reality, it's a bitch.