We're fucked in a smelly fascist way. A terribly stinky dirty diaper way. A horrible mix of body odor funk and gross orange make-up way. A bad combover and bowel movement way. A rancid cheeseburger and raw sewerage way. 

I don't know it's a bad way that involves horrible stink. 

So, one of the guys that worked on The Apprentice was literally in charge of changing Donald's diaper when he shit himself during the show. The people that worked on The Apprentice actually called it The Shit Show because he was always crapping his pants. This guy literally had to be standing by at all times with fresh diapers and wipes and when Donald lost control, his job was to rush in help Donny remove his dirty diaper, clean him up with the wipes, and get a fresh diaper on him. I don't care how much someone might hate their job but when you are having a bad day, think about this guy's job and thank your stars that's not what you do. 

I mean I know there are some FOX new hosts that have been auditioning for this job for years, Hannity just moved to Florida to be closer to Don, but outside of people in right wing media and Lindsey Graham, who would want to do this job?

This may be my worst post ever, but yes, glad you found that Guardian article, Mick.