Now I don't want you wasting your special occasion by a reply to me. 

 Ah man, Kent would have been so proud!

So put that 500th post to good use!(please don't waste in on Buford either!) and tell us all, how you are turning over a new leaf in your life:

-You will no longer hate most of your employees, co-workers, etc. you'll embrace every masshole you meet and you'll be voting for Dean in the primary elections!

:)

Cheers, Kevin (from AZhole)