Two things happened last night, one significant, the other, well, it all depends:

Departing from our diet, for the first time in 18 months my lady and I had hamburger sandwiches with all the trimmings.  White flour buns, pain-inducing, lectin-filled tomatoes, 100% grass fed beef, mind you, followed by each having half a Safeway sugar-filled Oatmeal/Cranberry cookie. Finished, we gave each other a got-away-with-something smile.

I went to bed, not knowing how the sudden injection of forbidden glucose would mix with the Keto-induced molecules circulating in my brain.

Falling asleep, I reflected on his mockery of Lisa Page in Florida, his description of Adam Schiff from the world stage, and his bickering with the President of France.

Shocked upright in the middle of the night, I realized Stephen Hawking was right:  Since time didn't exist God couldn't have created the Big Bang.  SHE DIDN'T NEED TO!

The Big Bang was caused when what turned out to be the Universe and all its parallels, if any, broke away to get away from the sub-particle that contained Donald Trump.