Ni_xon Animatron. Hah…be a shoo-in. (O:

Why don’t ye just get on the horn to the Rock_efell_sch_ild’s and ask ‘em who’s next in line? Save a whole lotta useless debate ‘n placard gazing going into 2016. The smart bet [for any party] in Election 2016, if even one will ever exist again on planet Earth, is more likely to come from a galaxy far- far away than anywhere within spittin’ distance of an American. & that’s all- out hopeful romanticism.

So for either side o the little tin godcoin: Rin Tin Pu-tin ..or the memories of Tricky Nix ..or Maggie’s Big-Knickers ..or any number of Goebbels Neo- Nazzie Nobles ‘ll do just fine. Whether formed by a 3D printer somewhere in the raised tunnel facade of Dis_ne_yland, Or_lando, bla-bla-bla or deep within a sa_ta_nic riverside mountain stronghold in We_st Virgin_ia. The likelihood that my write-in vote, Bugs Bunny, will ever make it on the ticket is nil. Although I think Bugs and Betty Boop ‘d be a sweet pairing. The iris- in and iris-out value alone would make for great coverage. & just as “real” as anything we’ve seen in decades.

If another banal two-year, two-party, presidential debate is all that remains of the DBIS open forum then I believe [it in my heart] David B was probably right on track back when he proposed putting this ol’ dog down..

Dan: “Come on, Yeller…”

David: “Ey! What about my toad?”