Kelly:

This was actually a reference to an old posting where someone (I forget who off-hand) suggested that the reason why I was so cranky was because I had my copy of CATCHER IN THE RYE taped too tightly to my head.

Anyway . . .

I have found that if you tape it so tight that yer eyes bulge out of your head . . . that's WAY TOO MUCH!

So . . . when out buying your ace bandage(s) . . . make sure you get one that is "long enough to keep it loose" (no perverted pun intended!!) . . . that seems to work for me pretty well.

I hope that helps . . . if you need any further assistance, wear a stainless steel colander (spaghetti strainer) in an electrical storm, BE SURE TO FACE 33 DEGREES SOUTH (a secret of the freemasons), and WAIT FOR THE CIA TRANSMISSIONS TO COME IN!! (This may be in the form of a talking dog) so keep an eye out for that.

Good luck . . . and if you are truly lucky . . . the space brothers will stop by and pick you up when they are back in your area!!

Peace and Prayers,

Kent Daniel Bentkowski Buffalo, New York USA

P.S. --- The preceeding was A JOKE!!! (see I DO have a SENSE OF HUMOR --- it's warped --- but it's there!!