In cities all across the relative reasoning portions of this nation state, nonviolent felons are being asked to visit designated locations to sit and talk with ministers of theology & legislation, have a little seminar abo#t the goods of h#manity and why not f#cking other people #p is a benefit to all. Yo# didn’t f#ck anybody b#t yourself, madam or sir, so yo#r felony record is cleared (sealed pending yo#r promise to be good). Lovely.

Felons who’ve not made it a personal plight to go around and f#ck others #p are being ‘forgiven’ and allowed to shake that monkey off their backs. Yeah! Howabo#t that America, I love ya, I’m pro#d o’ ya, I will nonviolently boost a line from a flick to cheer ya!

O#r corporo-prison paradigm has been working overtime to p#t American cheap/slave labor behind bars, with no shortage of felons. B#t, damn man, too many are #nmindful architects of nonviolent & victimless transgressions and certainly are not finding reform by being placed in lock#p with violence, Inc.

I am pro#d to view this new paradigm on the TV screen. Altho#gh, it appears to be only for one-time offenders ..so `two-time losers` contact Heath and get yo#r letters out, there’s hope for yo# yet. Anyway, for what it’s worth, I think this is a good direction ..a sign of ill#mination, a breath of fresh air, something h#man this way comes

(I’m off to wank…)

Messily Yo#rs [b#ttneked, wearin only a cockring],

Happy Harold Harrdonn, Jr.