Friday, 27 August 2010

With Glenn Beck in town on Saturday Washington DC is preparing for an invasion of unwashed hicks, rubes, hayseeds, yahoos, hillbillies, and rednecks.

The foul-smelling horde of knuckledraggers plans to besmirch the National Mall towards the Lincoln Memorial.

There the hate-filled Beck and a cohort of nationally famous halfwits such as Sarah Palin and Sean Hannity will harangue the filthy, flyblown mob while they fester in the summer heat.

Beck's critics say his exhortations to violence pose danger to society but his defenders point out that people who don't care enough to keep themselves clean are probably too lazy to run amok and cause trouble.

While Beck's noisome minions plan to depart by no later than Sunday night their stench is expected to remain until at least the first frost in late October.