cassandra
location: at the Home for the Bewildered
listening to: old stuff, new stuff, borrowed stuff, blue stuff
registered: 2003.03.17
posts: 1538
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delightful...and then there's this:Owed to a Spelling Checker
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks I can knot sea
Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no
Its very polished in it’s weigh
My checker tolled me sew
A checker is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me right awl stiles two reed
And aides me whey aye rime
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Ate trussed to bee a joule
The checker pours o’er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule
Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline
And if we’re lacks oar have a laps
Wee wooed bee maid too wine
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my cite
Of nun eye am a wear
Now spelling does knot phase me
It does knot bring a tier
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas
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cassandra
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delightful...and then there's this:Owed to a Spelling Checker
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks I can knot sea
Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no
Its very polished in it’s weigh
My checker tolled me sew
A checker is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me right awl stiles two reed
And aides me whey aye rime
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Ate trussed to bee a joule
The checker pours o’er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule
Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline
And if we’re lacks oar have a laps
Wee wooed bee maid too wine
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my cite
Of nun eye am a wear
Now spelling does knot phase me
It does knot bring a tier
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas
