Ahhhh Haaaaa but did you or the missus have to wipe your daughter's tears off the floors. Or did you have to talk her out out of her room when Rinaldo was transferred? Come to think of it,I don't recall how you reckoned I'm a Man U fan. Maybe a few individuals, like Wayne Rooney. A true footballer, never writhing on the pitch holding his supposed injury site,wincing and covering his eyes til they're red and a few precious tears trickle down his face while the paramedics carrying him off the pitch on a pathetic stretcher.

Then five minutes later he's running up and down the side lines or on the bike with no sign of the "devastating injury" that had him caried off the pitch only minutes earlier.

ps I'm secretly a real madrid supporter!