interesting thread...mick's blatherings excepted, of course.

first off, the network heads & producers are fair game, but let's cool some jets on brittney/lindsey/paris/et al. they have a disease which causes them to hit bottom after public bottom, and believe me there's nothing fun about that ride...which will continue until they are in enough pain to get serious about their recoveries. rich & talentless they may be, but they - unlike mick - are fellow human beings and so are worthy of our compassion. as His Holiness noted, a beggar can hardly be called an obstacle to generosity, so let's try applying that principle to these poor gals.

secondly, mick is an abomination against anyone's God! and even though his tipsy typings are sassy and spicy and not without a certain charm, he should be fully shaved head to toe and made to walk backwards. just because.

thirdly, there is no thirdly.

fourthly, the dedication would include W, Unca Dick, Rummie, Condi, the PNAC folks, Rupie Murdoch, and perhaps Toby Keith (in order to get going one of those hiphop-type artist feuds that are so good for album sales).

fifthly, i would secretly like to hit brittney's bottom.

sixthly, that's enough out of me. i'm on tour, in Seattle at the moment, and i saw Jimi's guitar in a museum today. also, it is farking COLD up here...but it sure beats the hell out of being in the shire.