Have you ever been able to eat a bowl of chili, or plate of spaghetti without getting a little on your lap...shirt, or other..?

Personally, I have never been able to do so.  Today, during lunch, I nearly made it, and felt this little tinge of warmth on my right knee.  At first, I didn't see anything, but then...there it was...the bastard stain!  Love it.

I know this will now only get worse with each passing week, month, year.... : > (