oh mick thou art so amusing, 'tis true. but eventually the dark secret that you are illegally employing undocumented imigrants to twice-monthly run a lawnmower across your back will come to light.

adam, what about that Bohemian Grove bunch? we all know they're up to no good...except that my dad's been a Grover for decades and in his experience it's a bunch of accomplished grown men being boys at summer camp. and while we don't know what exactly gets said and done late at night in quiet clusters 'round the campfire, the basic first rule there is 'no webs shall ye weave.' i suppose whether or not that's just a saying that makes good PR cover is for more skeptical and intrepid minds to pursue and trumpet.