A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found
    that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on days that started with
    the letter "t". For example: Tuesday Thursday Thanksgiving Today Tomorrow
    Thaturday and Thunday

    Why men get out of bed - A recent survey was conducted to discover why men
    get out of bed in the middle of the night: 5% said it was to get a glass of
    water.  12% said it was to go to the toilet.  83% said it was to go home.

    The perfect breakfast...as a man sees it...
    You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties.  Your
    mistress is on the cover of playboy.  And your wife is on the back of the
    milk carton.

    Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
    A) Nudity
Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    A) 45 lbs.
Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    A) 45 minutes.
Q) What's the fastest way to a mans heart"
    A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q) What do you call a smart blonde male?
    A) A golden retriever
Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to West Virginia?
    A) Everyone has the same DNA
Q) What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage,
    along with a recipe.
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    Steven Heller
    Toronto, Canada