Kyle T.
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registered: 2006.01.24
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each
other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi
and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not
eat pork? "The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one
of our beliefs." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten
pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one
occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on
with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the
priest, "Is it still a requirement of your church
that you remain celibate?
The priest replied, " Ye s, that is still very
much a part of our faith."The rabbi then asked him, "Have you ever
fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one
occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained
silent, thinking about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham
sandwich, doesn't it?"
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each
other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi
and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not
eat pork? "The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one
of our beliefs." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten
pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one
occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on
with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the
priest, "Is it still a requirement of your church
that you remain celibate?
The priest replied, " Ye s, that is still very
much a part of our faith."The rabbi then asked him, "Have you ever
fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one
occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained
silent, thinking about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham
sandwich, doesn't it?"
