Wonder if Pat has one?

>>> >>> Subject: TEXAS TALKING DOG >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> One day out in the Texas panhandle, a guy sees a >>> >>> sign in front of a house: >>> >>> >>> >>> "Talking Dog for Sale." >>> >>> >>> >>> He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is >>> >>> in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and >>> >>> sees a black Lab just sitting there. >>> >>> >>> >>> "You talk?" he asks. >>> >>> >>> >>> "Yep," the Lab replies. >>> >>> >>> >>> "So, what's your story?" >>> >>> >>> >>> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this >>> >>> gift pretty young and I wanted to help the >>> >>> government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in >>> >>> no time they had me jetting from country to country, >>> >>> sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, >>> >>> because no one figured a dog would be >>> >>> eavesdropping.. I was one of their most valuable >>> >>> spies eight years running. >>> >>> >>> >>> "The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew >>> >>> I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle >>> >>> down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do >>> >>> some undercover security work, mostly wandering near >>> >>> suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered >>> >>> some incredible dealings there and was awarded a >>> >>> batch of medals. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just >>> >>> retired." >>> >>> >>> >>> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the >>> >>> owner what he wants for the dog. >>> >>> >>> >>> "Ten dollars." >>> >>> >>> >>> The guy says, "This dog is amazing Why on earth are >>> >>> you selling him so cheap?" >>> >>> >>> >>> "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit." >>> >>> >>> >>>