Moon? We have a Moon? I thought it was a green cheese! Come on, everybody knows the Earth is flat? Have you never seen "Capricorn One"?!?!? It's all a hoax.  The ”Moon” is an old hangar somewhere in Area 51, under the protection of Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa and Salman Rushdie..

Sex on the Moon, huh? Interesting notion, though, got me thinking.

So here’s Don Pedro’s Top 3 Good things about having sex on the Moon:

3.   You actually get to see the Earth move.

2.   No chance of waking up drunk the following day on the beach of Mare Tranquilum with a lobster tan.

1.   In space, no one can hear you scream.

Let's expand the list! Anybody else got some?