like to see certain people's heads on a stick.

me too: Mick's. we'll de-fur it, cover it in corn batter, and sell 'em at county fairs as hobbit corn dogs. could be a big seller, so we may have to appropriate his family and undersized friends into the affair. if we're feeling charitable, we could donate the proceedings to Tolkein's estate...or just use it to fund more disc golf courses. hopefully we'll make enough to afford snowblowers.