My sons attempt, from time to time to write humor for the computer to speak, (9.0) Mac users might recall... Simpletext.... the voice? Bruce. It's really a bunch of potty nonsense, however I snickered then roard at this one. I guess we never lose it. JW

Today I started my day with some eggo waffles and some postopia frankenberry cereal. It was yummy. I took my dog (Dr Fitzgerald), to Marge's house (She is 78 years old). She is also my best friend even though she has altzhimers disease She secretly hates my guts for accidently disposing of my banana peel that eventually ended up in her butt the night she Shaparoned her daughters middle school prom. How does she remember if she is altzheimers? She can't do anything other than bite the inside of her mouth and...and cry when she eats pretzels. I am at her house right now. Things are quite Dr. Fitzgerald just filled Marge's little oxygen tank she depends on with cat hair and now the sleepyhead wont wake up. I should call someone.