But the USofA is fucked up.  I am so glad I was born North of the border. 

Life in Canada:

1) Gay/Lesbian marriage is legal and no big whoop.  As long as you swear to live in peace, go nuts.

2) Strict gun laws, our murder rate is 1/10000 of yours

3) Universal health care for 99.9% of us

4) Pot is not seen as criminal as rape/murder, etc. (nope, never tried it)

ps: David, please come up here and do some shows