"Cows, Constitution, and Carlin"
Green Mtn
location: Observing the Progressive madness with considerably less amusement.
listening to: Grandchildren, the best reason for saving the future.
registered: 2004.04.03
posts: 2617
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COWSIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington
And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTIONThey keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTSThe real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work
environment!
And Last but not least.....George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a lot
safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are
still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one
woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and
haul her ass off to jail."
Even George gets it right occasionally
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“Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions.” Wm O. Douglas
“Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions.” Wm O. Douglas
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COWSIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington
And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTIONThey keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTSThe real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work
environment!
And Last but not least.....George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a lot
safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are
still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one
woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and
haul her ass off to jail."
Even George gets it right occasionally
–--
“Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions.” Wm O. Douglas
“Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions.” Wm O. Douglas
