Ten Reasons Margaret Cho's "Assassin" Tour will bridge the gap between the red and blue states.

1.) People have to come to their senses at some point.

2.) We will see how embarrassing Bush is. Like sending Jeb Bush to head a tsunami relief effort. That's like sending Dannii Minogue to do Kylie's job.

3.) The Constitution allows it.

4.) Dumb and Dumber policies can only go so far.

5.) Red is bluer than you think.

6.) Bush is fucked; I want to send him poppers and Crisco.

7.) After Iraq and gays, who is next to fall victim to the Bush administration?

8.) I plan to use my jokes as a platform to run on in 2008.

9.) I am not running for president. I am running to Canada.

10.) It just has to, becuase like Susan Hayward, I want to live!

                                                                - Maragret Cho