(Author's note:  I've never been in support of such scrutiny and I never will.  Thank you for posting the article!)

When they come in the night to get me and take me away to an internment camp for re-programming, this is what I will be guilty of. 

1. No current revolving credit due to overabundance of spending on my credit cards for such subversive items as a washer and dryer set, couple of bottles of good scotch and lots of children's clothes. (hmmmm...now that's suspect!)

2.  Library fines from three counties adding up to a subversive total of almost $30 dollars.  Books checked out include but are not limited to Dr. Seuss titles, a few books by Alan Lomax, two titles by Robert Ressler and lots and lots of CD's.  Oh, plenty of Hunter Thompson, biographies and a Metric Buttload of Louis L'Amor and Peter Straub.

3.  My websites include such questionable material as this site, the Tony Levin Site, the 16 Horsepower site, the occasional nudie site and the Kansas State Social Rehab Services site. 

If blandness is a crime, I am a very guilty man.

PRH