your damnable skills in the dark arts of PhotoShop aside, at least you munchkins seem to have some tenuous grasp on the reality of my swoon-inducing omnipotence. sure, it's been tough getting db out on a date, but he's a little more discerning than the average bint. in any case, i am available for private instruction. farthings and pence and all that middle-earth crap money not accepted. fungus negotiable.
good day, sirs.
