Hah! Not much of a fisherman - went all day for three days straight and didn't catch a thing. Luckily, I had some fish in the freezer...and that's what he'll get for dinner when he finally shows up. He just phoned from Kojonup (180 km N of here), so will be home within 2 hours - yee-ha!
As to the conspiracy theories, I try to steer clear of those - don't want to get into a slanging match with anyone.
