"What?  Are talkin' to me?  I said, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? Whadda think Condi...that's a pretty good Robert DiNiro, eh?"

or....

*audible grunt* "Since they started putting these cheap assed Radio Shack Mic's up here on my podium, I can fart all I want and no one notices until the flags behind me start waving."

When intellect fails, go for fart jokes,

PRH