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My last name is Hunt.

I've endured "Mike Hunt" jokes for years.  Last year, when a friend introduced me to Robbie Fulks, he said, "Hey, have you met Paul Hunt?"  Robbie responded, "No, I know a Mike Hunt, though."  I rolled my eyes and hissed "Grow up." under my breath.

In high school, there was a guy who had it worse though. His name WAS Mike Hawk. (ok...let's all say it together...Mike Hawk)  Anyway, felt like I'd finally been blessed with someone with a more unfortunate last name than me.  I really looked forward to seeing this poor sap and maybe giving back some of the shit I'd been given through my childhood. 

When I finally saw the guy, he was 6'5" maybe weighed 185, handsome as a Greek God and all the girls loved him.  I never said a word.

PRH

 

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