If the room sits still too long, politics takes over like the skin on day old banana pudding. (SCOTS, Plastic Seat Sweat, 2001) So, what I suggest we do is ponder the narcissistic plain of who would provide the soundtrack music for a Movie about our lives.  So...what band, composer, album, or mix of all would best provide the bed music for your triumphs, pratfalls and eventual downfall.  But I'm not just gonna leave it there, folks!  To make it interesting, I'm providing three specific scenes that I want you to score.  So, what music would be playing in the background in these scenes from the movie of your life?

1. The scene where you have one of those LIFE ALTERING childhood moments when you loose your innocence, i.e.: finding out about santa claus, Grandpa's Drinking or perhaps Dad's Mistress...or maybe it's when something good happened as well. 

2. The scene depicting the first time you got laid.  (for those unfamiliar with common american vernacular, that's "Having Sex.")

3. The scene in which you die or the scene depicting your funeral. 

For extra credit, feel free to add other scenes.

Ready...set...create...or plagarize as the case may be.

PRH