jeff_wells
location: Burbank, CA
listening to: Duffy, Justin Currie, Elbow, Liam Finn, Radiohead,
registered: 1997.10.17
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Given that George Bush Jr.is exhausted from all his hate and evil talk, he
decided to take a sightseeing vacation to Europe. While visiting Europe, he
is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy
is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks
how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to
demonstrate." She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please
answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,
and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and goodbye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and
says, "Did you get that, Mr. President?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old friends to
the test. He calls Dick Cheney and says, "Hi, Dick, I wonder if you can
answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, George. What's on your mind?"
"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child
is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Dick Cheney hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get
back to you?" Bush agrees and Cheney hangs up. Cheney immediately calls
members of his old business dealings, and they puzzle over the question for
several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in
desperation, Cheney calls Colin Powell and explains his problem. "Now look
here, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child
is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot."
Much relieved, Cheney rushes back to call Bush and exclaims. "I know the
answer George! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!!
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."
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jeff_wells
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Given that George Bush Jr.is exhausted from all his hate and evil talk, he
decided to take a sightseeing vacation to Europe. While visiting Europe, he
is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy
is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks
how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to
demonstrate." She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please
answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,
and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and goodbye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and
says, "Did you get that, Mr. President?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old friends to
the test. He calls Dick Cheney and says, "Hi, Dick, I wonder if you can
answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, George. What's on your mind?"
"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child
is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Dick Cheney hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get
back to you?" Bush agrees and Cheney hangs up. Cheney immediately calls
members of his old business dealings, and they puzzle over the question for
several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in
desperation, Cheney calls Colin Powell and explains his problem. "Now look
here, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child
is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot."
Much relieved, Cheney rushes back to call Bush and exclaims. "I know the
answer George! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!!
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."
