Families get together, spend a little too much time together, drink a little bit too much and the next thing you know, Uncle Joe is telling Father in Law Sam what he really thinks of him after all of these years. Then Father in Law Sam grabs the carving knife and takes a hunk of flesh out of Uncle Joe, leading to an entire brawling mess. Which then leads to brother John admitting to brother Steve that for the last few years he's been sleeping with sister in law Sara. Then sister in law Janie grabs a hold of sister in law Sara's hair and pulls a big chunk out. Kids start crying, ambulances are called, people go to jail and then a year or so later the family is all laughing about the previous year's family get together and what a wild trip it was.

*snickering joyfully to myself*

That's what keeps me employed. 

PRH