Well...let's just say for the sake of arguments, that the person they pulled out of a camoflaged fraidy hole is the one and only Saddam Hussien.  Now what are we going to do with him?

1.  Talk Show:  He's to venemous for daytime, so I think we could put him on at night on MSNBC. 

2.  Saturday Night Live:  I'd like to see him with the actor that played him in Hot Shots: Part Deux singing a duet of "With a little help from my friends."

3. Travelog Author:  I can see it now,  6 months in the Desert with just two assault rifles and $750,000 dollars.

4.  Joe Lieberman Running Mate:  Let's just say that "Jello Joe" actually makes it as the Democratic Nominee for president.  Who better to get on the ticket than a guy from Iraq that hates Bush ALMOST as much as he does.

5.  Reality Show:  Put him in an apartment with Markie Post from Night Court and Vince Neil from Motley Crue...and roll the camera.

6.  War Correspondant:  If they can put Ollie North in that position, we can give him the job...but he must shave and quit shooting guns in the air.

(speaking of which, what the fuck is it about shooting guns in the air?)

7. New Quarterback for the Raiders:  He's got the attitude, he's about the same age as Rich Gannon, he's used to a weak defense and Al Davis is Evil Too!

I just found out I'm running 102 Degree Fever.  Which means I've got the nasty flu or somethin' horrible.  It also means that when I read this post tomorrow, I'll be thinkin', "What the hell did I say that for?" and I'll end up apologizing.  Anyway, hoping that this morning's news works out for some good.

Thanks for the card Kent!  It really raised my spirits after a long day of work.  I'll be handing the bills out soon enough!

PRH